CAPTION: Ooo, I should try get a nice shot of the water before the sun goes down. Fuck, there’s no place to park. Well, the handicapped space, but I never do that. Screw it. No one’s around. Real fast. Why would a handicapped person suddenly show up at the water at sunset anyway? Fine. Hurry. Here, I’ll rest the camera on this trashcan and get a shot before the cops come. $250 minimum fine? Quick, quick. Okay, timer… 10 seconds! Get in front! Look natural! Shit! Should I button my coat? Is there time? THERE’S NO TIME! HURRY! It’s about to go! LOOK CASUAL! ::click:: Does it look okay? I’m sure it’s fine. I’m getting the fuck out of here.
