Ye Olde Curiosity Shop (1962) by matthunterross on Flickr.
OH HELLO
“Hi, er, can you settle a bet for me? My stupid friend here says you found canals on Mars but I told him that was stupid. No? I knew it. I told him. Hi, my name’s Danforth, by the way.”
If this works, I’m getting drunk and ordering one of these blue shirts.