“Hi, er, can you settle a bet for me? My stupid friend here says you found canals on Mars but I told him that was stupid. No? I knew it. I told him. Hi, my name’s Danforth, by the way.”
If this works, I’m getting drunk and ordering one of these blue shirts.
This is happening tonight. We’re landing a robot on Mars in the craziest, most exciting way possible. Watch this video.