I think I like watching Mystery Science Theater 3000 in badly-encoded Internet video form because it’s as close as I can get to the SLP-recorded VHS tapes that I watched it on for the first five years that I knew about it. The picture should be a little blurry, the sound should be a little muddy,…
He only speaks the truth. Turn down your lights (where applicable).
“…here’s Joel cavorting in a peppy jumper accented with red duct-tape piping for the right amount of come-hither sensuality…”